This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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