idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
