Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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