Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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