ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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