I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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