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I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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