ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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