so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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