Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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