The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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