I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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