im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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