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So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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