So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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