CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Found the puke drawer
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
