I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im six kinds of drunk right now
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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