Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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