But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
a search helicopter?!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The adults are the big ones right?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
