Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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