I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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