Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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