Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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