How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
where are my eyebrows?
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