Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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