Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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