ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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