The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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