That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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