So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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