Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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