The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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