he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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