so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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