The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
