Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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