do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Randomize
