Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
