guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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