Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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