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I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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