I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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