I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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