Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
