is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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