Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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