I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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