You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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