Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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