That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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