i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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