Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
this boner is exhausting
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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