Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
