she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I am naked and annoyed.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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